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Boardroom Melbourne FAQs

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I want to book a lady for outcall but there are limited pictures!! So how can i choose! Thx

For Privacy and Safety reasons some of the ladies don’t want to show their faces or bodies. For them, we use a generic photo that best represents the description of the lady.
For the ladies that provide us with their own actual photos we clearly mark them as VERIFIED PHOTOS, once they have been verified by us.
As to selecting a lady for outcall please call on +61 3 96991711 and speak to one of our reception staff who will be only to happy to help you. Or if you can,visit us, as we have so many ladies why not come in and select you own lady to either take back or visit you at your allotted time. Whilst it requires a visit many of our clients prefer this as it gives the opportunity to view all available at the time and helps make sure you get the lady you want.

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Why does your schedule only show 3 days in advance?

We try to be as accurate as possible with the Ladies schedules. Whilst we would like to know a full week in advance, with so many ladies, its inevitable that times and dates are always changing. Through experience we have found it most accurate in three day blocks. It is always a good idea to either call or email to confirm the availability of your chosen lady.

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In Sydney I can get a beer or a scotch and coke, why can’t I have one in Melbourne?

Unfortunately once again it’s the Law’s in Victoria, which prohibit any alcohol being served in a licensed brothel. Sydney has had the luxury of a greater wisdom and perhaps an even more enlightened approach to this Industry.
It makes sense that you should be able to have a drink or two to set the mood but as big brother thinks that it’s an evil for you, we have to follow the rules.

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Do I have to pay when I walk into The Boardroom, like other places?

No payment is required when you walk into The Boardroom.
We respect its your time and effort to visit us. Please feel free to come in and meet all of the beautiful ladies; obligation free. However after meeting the gorgeous Boardroom ladies walking away may be a hard task to accomplish.

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How do I make payment?

All forms of payment are accepted including cash, EFTPOS, credit card (Visa, MasterCard, Diners and American Express), and foreign currency. There is also an ATM on the premises for your convenience. As discretion is fundamental to all our services the name that will appear on all receipts and statements is different to our business name.

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What time do you open and close?

The Boardroom opens at 10am every day of the week. We close at 4am Sunday to Thursday with the later closing time of 6am Fridays and Saturdays.
If you havent visited us before I suggest you pay us a visit at 53 Market Street, South Melbourne, you won’t be disappointed.

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Are all bookings sexual?

Bookings do not have to be sexual if you do not wish them to be. When you choose to stay with one of our lovely Boardroom ladies, what you do with your time is completely up to you. There are a percentage of our guests that visit because they enjoy the company of our beautiful ladies.

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What is a typical client/guest?

There is no such thing as a typical client/guest. As long as you are 18 years or older, The Boardroom has a wide range of glamorous ladies that can cater to all varieties of gentlemens requests. Don’t be too shy to come and talk with any of the beautiful ladies about any specific desire that you have.

We also have award-winning staff that can assist with bringing any fantasy you have, come to life.

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What do the ladies like / How is the best way to treat a Boardroom lady?

The Boardroom is without doubt a high-class establishment and our ladies like to be treated with respect. It is a great place to visit with a fun atmosphere, our ladies will pamper you from the moment you walk in.

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Are your ladies tested for STIs?

It is requirement by law that the ladies are tested for STIs on a monthly basis. All our ladies practice safe sex at all times which protects you and the lady.

It is actually an offence to not use a condom.

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Do I need to make an appointment / How do I make an appointment?

No appointment is necessary to come in and meet any of our gorgeous ladies. There are always several ladies working at any given time of the day so you never know whom you may come in and meet? However, if you did have a particular lady that you enjoyed spending your time with please don’t hesitate to call reception on (03) 9699 1711 to discuss when your favourite lady may be working again or to book another encounter.

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What are extras and how much are they?

We have a wide range of glamorous ladies from all over the world, and they offer all types of fantasies and fun. Each lady offers different intimate services,

The Boardroom recommends you discuss in detail your requirements with your chosen lady as some services may include a higher service fee.

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Do you have parking available?

Parking is available in The Boardrooms private car park If you do not wish to use our private car park there is always on street parking available. For your convenience our secure and undercover parking is adjacent to our entrance. Don’t be exposed to the weather or the pain of parking meters. Drive straight in and start your stay truly stress free

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More info

There are always questions that people have about The Boardroom or our industry; these were some of the most asked questions that we have received. If you have any additional questions, please feel free to contact one of our lovely receptionists on (03) 9699 1711, talk to them upon your next visit or email us at [email protected] Hope to see you soon. Regards, The Boardroom Team.

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I want to book a lady for outcall but there are limited pictures!! So how can i choose! Thx

For Privacy and Safety reasons some of the ladies don’t want to show their faces or bodies. For them, we use a generic photo that best represents the description of the lady.
For the ladies that provide us with their own actual photos we clearly mark them as VERIFIED PHOTOS, once they have been verified by us.
As to selecting a lady for outcall please call on +61 3 96991711 and speak to one of our reception staff who will be only to happy to help you. Or if you can,visit us, as we have so many ladies why not come in and select you own lady to either take back or visit you at your allotted time. Whilst it requires a visit many of our clients prefer this as it gives the opportunity to view all available at the time and helps make sure you get the lady you want.

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How do I go about applying for Sex Work?

Due to the Ridiculous State laws that govern our industry we are prohibited from advertising for service providers. Therefore if you are interested in more information about The Boardroom please contact us, either on (03) 9699 1711 or email [email protected] for further information.

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